Mundialista: Larissa Riquelme’s World Cup Tits Outgrow Paraguay
ByFernando Cwilich Gil
July 01, 2010
Mundialista: Larissa Riquelme’s World Cup Tits Outgrow Paraguay The World Cup's finest tits have outgrown their home country and are set to explode on the global stage. Volump-chous Paraguayan model Larissa Riquelme—whose chest went viral after pictures of her cheering on her team in an Asuncion, Paraguay square wound up online—today announced the end of phase one of her quest for global domination. The curvaceous Latina told reporters in Paraguay that she'd "reached the ceiling" domestically, and was taking her two-woman show on the road.
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In case you missed it, Riquelme’s revealing celebrations initially came off as spontaneous acts of World Cup exuberance that somehow wound up online, but were actually (gasp!) meticulously executed acts of self promotion. Even the cell phone casually tucked into her cleavage had a purpose: she’s the face of some mobile carrier in Paraguay. To think she did all this with nothing but a skimpy t-shirt, a clever prop, y un par de gomas. And with those basic elements, without even leaving the international media backwater of Paraguay, she’s become the most clicked chick in the most popular event on the planet. Without even being there in person. Surely other more established celebu-sluts like Paris, Lindsay, Cheryl Cole, etc. can learn from Riquelme’s cunning Paraguayan hustle. She didn’t even need a sex tape, just a cell phone. That lady who got canned by Citibank for being too hot should go to work for her. But I digress, let’s take have a look at her Business Plan:
ByFernando Cwilich Gil
July 01, 2010
Mundialista: Larissa Riquelme’s World Cup Tits Outgrow Paraguay The World Cup's finest tits have outgrown their home country and are set to explode on the global stage. Volump-chous Paraguayan model Larissa Riquelme—whose chest went viral after pictures of her cheering on her team in an Asuncion, Paraguay square wound up online—today announced the end of phase one of her quest for global domination. The curvaceous Latina told reporters in Paraguay that she'd "reached the ceiling" domestically, and was taking her two-woman show on the road.
0diggsdigg
In case you missed it, Riquelme’s revealing celebrations initially came off as spontaneous acts of World Cup exuberance that somehow wound up online, but were actually (gasp!) meticulously executed acts of self promotion. Even the cell phone casually tucked into her cleavage had a purpose: she’s the face of some mobile carrier in Paraguay. To think she did all this with nothing but a skimpy t-shirt, a clever prop, y un par de gomas. And with those basic elements, without even leaving the international media backwater of Paraguay, she’s become the most clicked chick in the most popular event on the planet. Without even being there in person. Surely other more established celebu-sluts like Paris, Lindsay, Cheryl Cole, etc. can learn from Riquelme’s cunning Paraguayan hustle. She didn’t even need a sex tape, just a cell phone. That lady who got canned by Citibank for being too hot should go to work for her. But I digress, let’s take have a look at her Business Plan:
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